Now there's all sorts of farmers growing lots of different crops Wheat and oats, canola, corn, and barley, spuds and hops They're chugging on their tractors, working each and every day But I'm a different kind of farmer; I do things a different way I'm a dandelion farmer like my father before me I'm a dandelion farmer and my land's a yellow sea I'm a dandelion farmer but nothing gets me down Cuz my dandelions are... I've heard a joke or two been made about my farming style I get those scoffs at the coffee shops and just meet 'em with a smile Cuz I ain't in for profits, it don't matter what I make Whatever this world wants to give is all I'll ever take I'm a dandelion farmer like my father before me I'm a dandelion farmer and my land's a yellow sea I'm a dandelion farmer but nothing gets me down Cuz my dandelions are... The dandiest ones around Take care not to work to hard, remember not to pout And if it keeps your fleet afloat that's what it's all about Anarchist agrarian, best friend of the bees I'm a dandelion farmer, humble harvester of weeds I'm a dandelion farmer like my father before me I'm a dandelion farmer and my land's a yellow sea I'm a dandelion farmer but nothing gets me down Cuz my dandelions are...