The Roches - No Shoes lyrics

One, two, three, four. I had no shoes and I complained, Until I met a man who had no feet. That's really beat. I had no feet and I complained, Until I met a man who had no knees. That was his disease. I had no knees and I complained, Until I met a man and you know what? He had no bu*t. I had no bu*t and I complained about it all, And then I met a man, who had no balls. I had no balls and I complained, Until I met a man who had no guts. No balls, no bu*t, and now no guts. I had no guts and I complained, Until I met a man who had no heart. The most important part. I had no heart and I complained I did not understand, And then I met a man who had no hands. I had no hands and I complained, Until I met a man who was a wreck. He had no neck! I had no neck and I complained, Until I met a man who had no chin. Some folks loose, Some folks win. I had no chin and I complained, Until I met a man who had no nose. That really blows! I had no nose and I complained, Until I met a man who never cried. He had no eyes. I had no eyes and I complained, Until I met a man who felt no pain. He had no brain! I had no brain and I complained, Until I met a man who had no head. As good as dead. I had no head and I complained, Until I met a man who had no hair. There was nothin' there. I had no hair and I complained, Until I met a man who had no hat. Picture that. Not even a hat. I had no hat and I complained, Until I met a man who had no sky. No reason why. I had no sky and I complained, Until I met a man who had no stars. He had no stars? No Venus or Mars! No Venus or Mars?? And not any stars! I had no stars and I complained, Until I met a man who had no god. That's rather odd. I had no god and I complained, Until I met a man who had no faith. Nothin' just in case. I had no faith and I complained, Until I met a man who had no love. Nothin' to dream of! I had no love and I complained, Until I met a man who had no hope. At the end of his rope. I had no hope and I complained, Until I met a man who had no luck. That really s**s! I had no luck and I complained, That I had nothin' left to loose. And then I met a man who had no shoes.