The Queers - Duke Kahanamoku lyrics

He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt But he's number one in Waikiki He won't smoke crack behind your back While he's hanging from a coconut tree He can shoot the curl all around the world He's cooler than you and me Duke Duke Duke Kahanamoku It ain't the waves you catch It ain't the d** you do You'll never be as cool as Duke Kahanamoku Some people say Dick Dale's just the coolest dude (He even take karate lesson - with Elvis too) He can shoot the curl around the world He's cooler than you and me We're getting lots of girls - at least we sure hope so (It's hard to tell at times down in old Rio) He can shoot the curl all around the world He's cooler than you and me