Always thinking she's so f**ing cool With some politics that would make Bozo drool Well I'd really like to smash her f**ing face And knock her fat a** into outer space I'm sorry if this don't sound to P.C. - I don't worship her so she hates me She's a cretin - can't you see She's a cretin - a sickie She's a cretin - and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me Cretin, Cretin, oh she's a cretin