When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout And we all love her - Ursula We all love her Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight Ursula finally has tits - Now she's cool Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude Ursula finally has tits She went to the d**tore and I saw what she bought Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest And we all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits - etc...