My folks had me commited just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh I was a teenage bonehead just because of you My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care My girl sent me a post card saying "Glad that you're not here" Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first [Chorus] She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering Where she is and what she's eating... Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first [Chorus]