Hey, hello Hi mom, it's me AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk because every night I come home drunk Hi mom, it's me, the f**ing little sh** the ugly little monkey who used to s** your tit I know you think my band's just a waste of time those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine Hi mom, it's me, the f**ing little sh** the ugly little monkey who used to s** your tit Got 5 bucks I can borrow?