Queers Beat Off Too Many Twinkies (King) Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf CHORUS: Too many twinkies Too many twinkies Too many twinkies Too many twinkies You're a bunch of rock stars, you're a bunch of lard And I hate to tell you, your ba**ist's a retard So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars CHORUS Shut your f**in' mouth