Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me 'Cause I like them like that She might be a Catholic She might be a nurse She might give me a child or gonorrhea Or something worse She might be a painter or a communist With my luck But that that's the kind of girl you really want to f**k. (Chorus) Looking for girls Looking high and low and everywhere that I go Looking for girls Might find her in a car Might find her in a cave Might pull her from a shopping mall Might pull her from the grave I want to kiss her lips I want to see her dance I want to see her wriggle and jiggle Right out of her pants I'm looking for someone With a voice that's true And I'm going to be nice to her May she'll be nice too Then I'm going to do it Do it to her Four hundred and eighty-seven thousand times