The Pursuit Of Happiness - I'm An Adult Now lyrics

Well, I don't hate my parents I don't get drunk just to spite them I got my own reasons to drink now I think I'll call my dad up and invite him! I can sleep in till noon any time I want Though there's not many days that I do Gotta get up and take on that world When you're an adult, it's no cliche, it's the truth 'Cause I'm an adult now I'm an adult now I've got the problems of an adult On my head and on my shoulders I'm an adult now I can't even look at young girls anymore People will think I'm some kind of pervert Adult s** is either boring or dirty Young people, they can get away with murder I don't write songs about girls anymore I have to write songs about women No more boy meets girl, boy loses girl More like man tries to figure out what the Hell went wrong 'Cause I'm an adult now I'm an adult now I got the problems of an adult now On my head and my libido I'm an adult now, I'm adult now I can't take any more illicit d** I can't afford any artificial joy I'd sure look like a fool dead in a ditch somewhere With a mind full of chemicals Like some cheese-eating high school boy I'm an adult now I'm an adult now I've got the problems of an adult On my head and on my shoulders I'm an adult now Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts And I guess it won't be long 'Til I'm sitting in a room with a bunch Of people whose necks and backs are aching Whose sight and hearing's failing Who just can't seem to get it up Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music I mean I like to play it, but I sure don't like the racket Noise, but I can't hear anything Just guitars screaming, screaming, screaming Some guy screaming in a leather jacket Whoaah! I'm an adult now I'm an adult now I've got the problems of an adult On my head and on my shoudlers I'm an adult now I'm an adult now I've got the problems of an adult On my head and my libido I'm an adult now (Chorus)