The Proclaimers - Rainbows & Happy Regrets lyrics

Leave it alone or it won't get better You shouldn't touch it at all If there was a fire and You tried to use it It couldn't answer the call It's like an old man In a suit of armour Standing alone in a shed If I wasn't such a humanitarian I'd think it better off dead 'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh' How may I help you miss? You bring such a pa**ion to kiss You're walking on tiptoes You don't slurp your tea The reason is plain to see You grew up in a house with no TV Give it some air And a special cuddle Don't let it see your concern You are the judge Let's have your ruling It needs some friends Don't say home schooling Give it a wipe Cos now it's drooling Rainbows and happy regrets 'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh' How may I help you miss? You bring such a pa**ion to your kiss You're walking on tiptoes You don't slurp your tea The reason is plain to see You grew up in a house with no TV We live in an age of second chances Even if they're undeserved Now it's awake I heard your calling Up and away There is no stalling Here come those tears It's loudly bawling Rainbows and happy regrets