Smile and pose Shaking hands and stealing votes Can we all agree? Oh Not what you said you would be Not what you said you'd be Not what you said you'd be And not what we need Friendly foes Spreading lies, they speak in codes Now we finally see Not what you said you would be Not what you said you'd be Not what you said you'd be Oh, you're not what we need Now say it again Say it, oh Oh, not what you said you'd be Not what you said you'd be You're not what we need At this rate You would make a perfect candidate For excommunication Weigh it up and see, oh Not what you said you'd be Not what you said you'd be Not what you said you would be