Cobblestone mountain it was made by hand From the magic and mortar of a cobblestone man Cobblestone mountain it was laid by hand From the magic and mortar in a cobblestone land Magic and mortar in a cobblestone land Listen to me children here's a riddle and a rhyme Bout a man who built a mountain that an angel couldn't climb He built it with the sk** and the magic that he learned When he found the holy river and the river boat burned Cobblestone mountain it was made by hand From the magic and mortar of a cobblestone man Cobblestone mountain it was laid by hand From the magic and mortar in a cobblestone land Magic and mortar in a cobblestone land listen to me children here's a word to the wise I got it from the man with the cobblestone eyes Take it with a chuckle or a grain of salt But if the cobblestone buckles then it's all your own fault