The Ozark Mountain Daredevils - Commercial Success lyrics

(SLIDE GUITAR INTRO) I want to be a commercial success So I can be just like that rest I want to be a commercial success So I can be just like that rest Fame and fortune and a brand new car I won't be having 'til they call me a star I'll buy a Lincoln and a New York bar, so there I want to be in a rock 'n roll band Smokin' dope in the back of a van I want to be in a rock 'n roll band Smokin' dope in the back of a van Rollin' joints and snortin' c**aine I'm goin' to Dallas on a big jet plane I hear 'em screamin' an' shoutin' my name, so there (ELECTRIC PIANO SOLO) (SLIDE SOLO) I want to be an American dream And make a million while I'm still in my teens I want to be an American dream And make a million while I'm still in my teens I'll comb my hair 'till it's touching my knees I'll call my banker whenever I please I'll have a groupie wipe my nose when I sneeze, so there (sing along fer us) I want to be a commercial success So I can be just like that rest I want to be a commercial success So I can be just like that rest Fame and fortune and a brand new car I won't be having 'til they call me a star I'll buy a Lincoln and a New York bar, so there