The Outline - Broadway & Hurst lyrics

I'd like to introduce myself, I'm Nicholas Foster I'm not the best looking guy you'll find But I enjoy Camel Reds and a good piece of Bocelli And when I've had a few too many, I do things I regret So I walked over to the bar to meet my friend Hey, Foster! Yup, that's Mikey, pint in hand looking for any mischief he can find What's been up, motherf**er I haven't seen you in ages! I knew I shouldn't, but temptation got the best of me Why do I do...all these things to hurt you? Foster! Hear that a**hole? His name is Ray. Says he's been seeing your lady...In an intimate way! Says he beats her up, he says he treats her like a who*e He says he spits in her face, yet she comes back for more It's a lie, nonesense, he's full of sh** Motherf**er would be lucky if he could find his dick I was gonna let it slide, turn the other cheek But I overheard the ba*tard as he started to speak Got a new b**h, been a s*ut for a time She was Foster's once, but now she's mine And that poor old f** Heh, he doesn't even have a clue I'm going to k** him Why do I do all these things to hurt you Why do I hurt you, oh Why do I do all these things to hurt you Why do I hurt you, oh Followed the f**, as he went to take a piss Crept into the alley, fingers turned to fists Stayed silent, put my hands around his neck I looked into his face and sunk the gla** into his breast A surge of blood, a moment pa**ed I couldn't think, I couldn't move With every second waiting There was something they could prove Smiled, felt relief as his breath became shy His body lay limp, I had taken his life No, no, no No, no, no No, no, no Oh, f** What have I done There's blood everywhere, look at all this blood Oh, God I wonder how much money's in his wallet I wonder if he has any family... How am I going to get away with this Well he's dead anyway No luck sticking around here I better find a way to get away now... So I woke up like it was any other Sunday Had me a cup of black coffee, read the paper, and had one of my favorite f*gs Felt right as rain until the phone rang Hello Hello, Nicholas Foster? Who's this? This is Officer Sloan from the police department Oh, Officer Sloan- Where were you on the night of the 31st? I was... I happened to be- Happened to be at a pub at Broadway and Hurst? No, I wasn't there, actually- Do you know Ray Wells? Um, Ray Wells, Ray Wells Doesn't ring any bells The 31st I was out of town Yeah, th-that's right, on business in fact You see, I was with my bird, we're in love Well, thank you for your time I'd hate to bother you And they bought it Who is it? Freeze, motherf**er! I didn't do anything Face on the floor I'm innocent I'm not getting on the floor You sh** murderer You murdered someone and you know it I didn't do anything I'm innocent We know it, and you know it bet they'll love you in the shower, heheh! I didn't do anything And you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison paying for it