The Oak Ridge Boys - Hard To Be Cool (In A Minivan) lyrics

Sitting at a red light Down around Sunset Girl pulled up beside me, In a candy-apple red Corvette She pulled down her shades, gave me a wink, Gave her a little smile back. Then she laughed as she hit the gas, I remembered where I was at. [CHORUS:] 'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the wheel Of an eight-pa**enger automobile. In a big bubble, cruisin' down the street, With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat. Hey, it can be done, but I'm tellin' you man, It's hard to be cool in a minivan. I used to have a souped-up hotrod, Man I spared no costs. Two-eighty four, four-on-the-floor, Headers and dual-exhaust. About the time the family came, Well that's the first thing that went, The preacher said, "For better or worse..." Now I know just what he meant. [CHORUS:] Now, I wouldn't change my life a bit, I'm a lucky man I know. Just wish my wife and kids could fit, In a '67 GTO. Ho-ho-ho. [CHORUS:] Come on boys, can I hear an "Amen"? It's hard to be cool in a minivan. I'm tryin' to be cool. You kids keep it down back there, Don't make me pull this thing over. I mean it. Honey, I am not lost. I am NOT lost. I promise you, I know where I'm goin'.