The Never Land Pirate Band - Captain Hook (Is a Cranky Crook) lyrics

Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache He'd nick the name from your birthday cake He's got more hooks than a tackle box And he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake We wish we had, a gold doubloon, for every plan he's ruined He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat He's a silly, frilly, billy goat Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook!