The Network - Right Hand-O-Rama lyrics

I'm taking a ride to the liquor store I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more I'm gonna spend all the money she had On a nude girl in a dirty old magazine 50 cents cheaper than the real thing Even though it may be a little bit disgusting Can't call a b**h and it ain't got no drama It's called a new sensation called the Right Hand-O-Rama! I dont know why I dont know why It sure feels good most every time I dont know why I dont know why It sure feels good most every time All right! Oh Pamela and her five sisters Are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters A third degree burn going straight to my head I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted Close encounters of the strangest kind I got the Heebee-Jeebees for the hundredth time It didn't work out the way it was planned All i got now is a beer in my hand I dont know why I dont know why It sure feels good most every time I dont know why I dont know why It sure feels good most every time I'll tell ya why! WOO! All right!