The Muppets - I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along lyrics

Spoken: Rowlf: Evenin'...you look like you could use a drink Kermit: Yeah, I'd like a gra**hopper please Rowlf: Hey, can we have a gra**hopper for the frog? Kermit: Uh, that's, that's Kermit...Kermit the Frog Rowlf: Oh...Rowlf, Rowlf the dog here. Pleased to meet ya I'm no Heifetz, but I get by Let me guess. Broken heart, right? Kermit: Huh, does it show? Rowlf: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have You've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered Dream for every falling star Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me Rowlf: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone Kermit: You do, huh? Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of Beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed Kermit: Nice and simple Rowlf: Stay away from women, that's my motto Kermit: But I can't Rowlf: Neither can I, that's my trouble Rowlf: You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em There's somethin' irresistible-ish about 'em We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long I hope that somethin' better comes along Kermit: I see what you mean It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler Rowlf: If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar Kermit: She made a monkey out of old King Kong Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along Rowlf: Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter When puppy love comes on strong? Or a collie that's cla**y, a laddie needs a la**ie A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life Spoken: Kermit: Uh, was that a new leash on life? Rowlf: Oh yeah, sorry about that...2, 3, 4 Kermit: I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha; Rowlf: The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along Kermit: Still, it's fun when they're fetching And agree to see an etching That you keep at your lily pad There is no solution, it's part of evolution Rowlf: The pitter patter of soles The little feet of tadpoles Spoken: Kermit: Uh, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet Rowlf: Oh. Sorry about that...2, 3, 4 Kermit: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin' Rowlf: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin' A skunk was badgered the results were strong I hope that somethin' better Kermit: I hope that somethin' better Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along Spoken: Rowlf:It's not often you see a guy that green that has the blues that bad