The Muppets - She Drives Me Crazy lyrics

Secretary (Lily Tomlin): (Spoken) Oh, Mr. Frog, excuse me. I believe there's a swine on the line for you Kermit the Frog: (Spoken) Oh, for me? Secretary: (Spoken) You can use the green courtesy phone Kermit: (Spoken) Oh, thanks. Uh, hello? Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Kermie? Kermit: (Spoken) Piggy! Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Kermie, I think we need to talk about our relationship Kermit: (Spoken) Aw, Piggy, not now. I don't really feel-- Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Kermie, please? (Sung) I can't stop the way I feel Kermit: (Spoken) Piggy, I understand. It's just that right now-- Miss Piggy: Come my frog, what's the deal? (Spoken) My clock is ticking Kermit: (Spoken) Sheesh Miss Piggy: Tell me what you've got in mind 'Cause this pig's running out of time Treat me right, don't make me cry Kermit: (spoken) Oh, Piggy... Miss Piggy: Or I promise, this pig will fly Kermit: She drives me crazy Miss Piggy: Uh, oh Kermit: Like no one else Miss Piggy: Uh, oh Kermit: She drives me crazy, and I can't help myself Miss Piggy (Spoken) Kermie? Kermit: (Spoken) I'm listening, Piggy Miss Piggy I can't get any rest Kermit: (Spoken) I'm sorry, Piggy Miss Piggy: (Spoken) You know why? Kermit: (Spoken) Why? Miss Piggy: 'Cause people say, I'm obsessed Kermit: (Spoken) Well, now that you mention it, I-- Miss Piggy Oh, verything they say is true Cause I can't get enough of vous Kermit: (Spoken) Oh, Piggy Miss Piggy Just say, I do, then it's agreed I'll be the only pig you'll ever need. Kermie! Kermit: She drives me crazy Miss Piggy: Uh, oh Kermit: Like no one else Miss Piggy: Uh, oh Kermit: She drives me crazy, and I can't help myself Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Oh, Kermie! Kermit: (Spoken) Piggy! Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Kermie? Kermie, will you stop playing that guitar? Kermie, we have to talk. Kermie! (Sung) You won't make it without me Kermit: Piggy, we've been over and over this That is moi's guarantee Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Kermie! Kermit: (Spoken) Piggy! Miss Piggy You drive me crazy Kermit: Uh, oh Miss Piggy: (Spoken) You do! (Sung) Like no one else Kermit: Oh, no Miss Piggy: You drive me crazy, and I can't help myself (Spoken) I'm going bazongas here, Kermie Kermit: (Spoken) Piggy, look I'm trying to understand Miss Piggy: You drive me crazy like no one else (Spoken) I'm going fruitcake! Kermit: (Spoken) Sheesh! Miss Piggy: You drive me crazy, and I can't help myself Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Oh, I can't eat, I can't sleep, look, I got to take a pee Kermit (Spoken) But- but - but, Piggy Miss Piggy: (Spoken) Kermie! (Sung) You drive me crazy Kermit (Spoken) Piggy, listen. You-- Miss Piggy (Spoken) Kermie! (Sung) Like no one else (Spoken) Kermie, I'm only a pig. Please! Kermit: And I'm only a frog, and you're driving me crazy Miss Piggy: You drive me-- (Spoken) Oh, I drive you crazy! Kermit: (Spoken) Well, sometimes, a little Miss Piggy (Spoken) Oh, let me tell you about crazy. Sit down and I'll talk to you about crazy Kermit: (Spoken) But, no, Piggy, what I mean is-- Miss Piggy (Spoken) You want to hear about crazy? I'll tell you about crazy Kermit: (Spoken) Don't hang up, Piggy! Don't hang up, Piggy! Hello? Oh, sheesh!