The Muppets - Tit Willow lyrics

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit Sang "Willow, tit willow, tit willow" And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit Singing 'Willow, tit willow, tit willow'" "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside" With a shake of his poor little head, he replied "Oh, willow, tit willow, tit willow!" Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name Isn't Willow, tit willow, tit willow That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim "Oh, willow, tit willow, tit willow" And if you remain callous and obdurate, I Shall perish as he did, and you will know why Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die "Oh, willow, tit willow, tit willow"