It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight It's time to put on make up It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight To introduce this record That's what I'm here to do So it really makes me happy To introduce to you The first, original, genuine, no money back guarantee Muppet Show Cast Album! It's time to put on make up It's time to dress up right It's time to get things started on the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational, muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show