I was walking with a friend of mine Doing nothing just a pa**in' time Got a notion that'll do you good Eat a pizza down in hollywood In the alley behind the laundromat Stab the motherf**er in the back! Marlon Brando & Jimmy Dean Stupid clowns didn't mean a thing I don't really care if he was gay, Was he cuter than Doris Day With his shoes and his tailored slacks Stab the motherf**er in the back!