Stephanies of the world, unite You've got nothing to lose but face Coordinate, organize, represent your case They're issuing orders Down at headquarters The Stephanie Party line And you can do what you like With Dwayne and Wayne and Spike and Ike and Mike Stephanies! Stephanies of the world, beware You're running out of space You've got Stephanies everywhere They're crawling all over the place And there's a definite lack of Keeping track of Numbers 2 through 5, 8, and 12 And no one knows what they said To Todd and Rod and Ed and Ted and Fred Stephanies! It was Stephanie against Stephanie Till she thought of joining forces She tried to be their leader then According to my sources There's a limitless supply With one born every minute But she really only wants a world With just one person in it No one ever knew It will hurt more when they do And they will You know the drill Stephanies!