The Moviegoers - Girlfriend's Friends lyrics

My girlfriend's friends laugh at jokes I don't get My girlfriend's friends take each other to the toilet When they come back, they're all full of secrets My girlfriend's friends make fun of my clothing If I don't look like a dork then I'm posing 'Cause they all dress with fear and loathing [Chorus] When we're alone, I feel OK But, when they're around I become the prey They keep swooping down to check me out When I'm on the ground and full of doubt My girlfriend's friends love the movies I hated You know the sort of films that are not yet rated They've never liked anyone she's dated I just don't get along with the smart one And always say something wrong to the tall one Her gay friend says he's sure I got a small one [Chorus] When we're alone, I feel OK All night on the phone I got a lot to say But I shut right up when they come around 'Cause I know just what jealousy sounds like now When I voice my concern she laughs And tells me it's all in my mind I've got so much to learn she says And how could I be so unkind Don't I have friends of my own My girlfriend's friends may come between us They treat her like she's a regular Venus Sometimes I fear they'll cut off my arms [Chorus] When we're alone I trust her with my life Put my hand on the stone and give her the knife But that all depends on how deep it cuts 'Cause my girlfriend's friends They all hate my guts, yeah Ooh, my girlfriend's friends Ooh, my girlfriend's friends