The Mountain Goats - Hair Match lyrics

You'll be maybe lunging for the bad guy’s hip No one anticipates the sunset flip The referee and your opponent will hold you there And we're gonna bring in a folding chair We'll stipulate that there will be no cameras filming But of course there will be several in the building And if by chance somebody hits "record" And stands real still somewhere back behind the soundboard Cheap electric razor from the Thrifty down the street Two guys down around your ankles so you'll stay put in your seat Buzzing razor held aloft and just about to strike I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like Some people leave before it's over, but most of them stay Some hide behind their programs, some turn away Out in the parking lot you look up at the stars And all the cheap cars