The Mountain Goats - The Best Ever d**h Metal Band In Denton lyrics

The best ever d**h metal band out of Denton Was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom The best ever d**h metal band out of Denton Never settled on a name But the top three contenders after weeks of debate Were Satan's Fingers, and The k**ers, and The Hospital Bombers Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts They were headed for stage lights and lear jets and fortune and fame So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram They stenciled their drum heads and guitars with their names And this was how Cyrus got sent to the school Where they told him he'd never be famous And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write to his friend Helped develop a plan to get even When you punish a person for dreaming his dream Don't expect him to thank or forgive you The best ever d**h metal band out of Denton Will in time both outpace and outlive you Hail Satan Hail Satan tonight Hail Satan Hail, hail