The Mountain Goats - The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones lyrics

Stay true to the path young Jedi Cleave to the precepts you've been given Remember those who went before And cleared a way for you Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living Do your best in city or in swampland Peace over anger, honor over hate At the end of all your days One Jedi waits for you With the dust of Jedi bones Piled high like parsnips on his plate With the dust of Jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate (Specifically just their bones All the soft parts you can keep It's the bones that have the calcium So he says) The long feast will filmed for ma** consumption The cameras Rian's got these days are unimaginably hi-res Despair not for the end that waits for you Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn All the Jedi from all the planets In this putrid universe Get eaten by this last one, now it's your turn They get eaten by this last one and now it's your turn Bones bones bones bones bones Bones bones bones bones bones The ultimate Jedi, who wastes all the other Jedi Has eaten up all their bones All their bones bones bones bones bones