I woke up this morning My new girlfriend beside me I don't have to lie about her I don't need some dumb story to hide me She turned 20 last April, she's as tall as I am She came to this country all the way from Siam I may not be the greatest guy in this town People may have good cause to put me down But I've got a real good girlfriend now We stood on Chicago Avenue Hey look--here comes the bus Slipped on a solid sheet of ice, (?) Watched the number 66 fly right past us I may not be the greatest guy in this town People may have good cause to put me down But I've got a real good girlfriend now