Suzy: Hello, teenage America (heh), My name is Suzy Creemcheese, (SNORK) I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life And I never made it on surfing set And I never made it on beatnik set And I couldn't cut the groupie set either And, um . . . Actually I really f**ed up in Europe. (SNORRRRRK) Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me (SNORRRK) I've come home to my Mothers