[Suzy] Hello, teenage America My name is Suzy Creemcheese I'm Suzy Creemcheese Because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life And I never made it on surfing set And I never made it on beatnik set And I couldn't cut the groupie set either And, um Actually I really f**ed up in Europe Now that I've done it all over And nobody else will accept me I've come home to my mother's