I ain't got no job Ain't got no money Ain't got no place to live And I ain't got no car Ain't got no girl Ain't got no love to give Ain't got no faith Ain't got no hope Ain't got no God at all But at least I got a friend in alcohol Jesus ain't my friend That might be a sin I never heard from him Or his dad It makes me mad But don't be sad Cause I still have Some things that I call mine I got my broken heart Broken dreams Unemployment line Hangovers Insomnia Invisible walls But at least I got a friend in alcohol Jesus ain't my friend That might be a sin I never heard from him Or his dad It makes me mad Now my liver is goin' bad Please don't take away the only friend I have I ain't got no help And no way out And I got no way in Oh but please don't take away my only friend Please don't take away my only friend