Phonogram Sam is a businessman Count your nails well if you shake his hand Pays your drinks and stinks of charm for the spell of it Pulls your teeth and twists your arm for the hell of it He likes to play it grand He's that kind of a man, Mr Phonogram And Phonogram Sam's got a business plan Stockholders don't listen to college radio Stockholders won't care or know if you stay or go You better understand And leave there if you can On and on together they will go Suit and tie can't hide, it's gonna show Now it's clear but growing dim and in a few years you will be thinking just like him It's not ok but that's the way it goes Phonogram Sam to the witness stand Phonogram Sam to the witness stand Stands accused for crimes against all humanity Say your prayers for now you're facing your destiny Lobotomy you served Lobotomy you earned On and on together they will go Suit and tie can't hide, it's gonna show Now it's clear but growing dim and in a few years you will be thinking just like him 's not ok but that's the way it goes