The Monochrome Set - Achilles lyrics

If you wanna be a bad boy with a motorbike (Ask Mr Jones) If you wanna just do them, all the things you like (Ask Mr Jones) He's rotten, he don't wear cotton Come on, come on When you feel like hitting him but you don't know how (Ask Mr Jones) When you need to just have a hit, and you need it now (Ask Mr Jones) He's scary, his back's hairy Come on, come on (Chorus) There's a black Achilles in a water bed And around his head is a ring of fire If you wanna have a girlfriend, but not for long (Ask Mr Jones) If you wanna just have her and you think it's wrong (Ask Mr Jones) He's crazy, his eye's lazy Come on, come on (Chorus) And now you're waiting for him to appear (Ask Mr Jones) And you're dying for a heaven and the way is clear (Ask Mr Jones) He's dirty, he gets all shirty Come on, come on (Chorus)