Walking to the big screen Oh, and he looks so good in Technicolor Kissing him in your dreams Oh, and, you know, Paul Newman's that much duller Than him; and you know it's true It's a sin when he sees you Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (Chorus) Watching him from the back row Oh, and in bed he looks so wonderful s**ing chocolate in Pepsi flow Oh, and all the party girls, they drool For him; and you know it's right When he wins the one in the light (Chorus) Coming close to the big times Oh, and he sounds so good in stereo Italian name on a long sign Oh, and all the Greta Garbos know That it's good, when he's touching the shy As he should, when he's making your life (Chorus)