Oh my darlin' Oh my darlin' Oh my darlin' Chernobyl You exploded Left me homeless And not with two legs, but three Tourists come and want to check where all life forms turned to black a**holes here for me to wreck Come to Pripjat, ball the jack My dear Pripjat I'm a monster Not a girl around wants me It's not my fault If they could check me out Guess they'd love my seven dicks!