And when God gave out rhythm He sure was good to you You could add, subtract, multiply and divide by two I know today's your birthday And I did not buy no rose But I'll sing this song instead 'An I call it "Popsicle Toes" Popsicle toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle toes Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes You must've been Miss Pennsylvania With your bedroom attitude How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nude We ought to have a birthday party And you can wear your birthday clothes We can hit the floor and go explore Those Popsicle toes Popsicle toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle toes Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle toes Don't 'cha know you got the nicest North America This sailor ever saw I'd like to feel your warm Brazil, touch your Panama Well your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze We got to see-saw until we unthaw Those Popsicle toes Popsicle toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle toes Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle toes Popsicle toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle toes Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle toes