The Malibooz - Christmas Wrap lyrics

Hi, this is Walt Hi, I'm John We're the Malibooz Every year, at this time in our house We like to remember these words Thank you It was the night before Christmas When we paddled out But the cold sea was quiet The surf was in doubt In our wetsuits, we hung Like some ducks at low tide With visions of bone-crushing waves We could ride And the hours crept by ‘Til it felt like a year As we waited and waited For waves to appear Then from out of the West There was heard a great shout And a voice as loud as thunder Came bellowing out As we turned on our boards Its was awesome to see Crazy old Santa Claus Out there at sea On Gidget! On Moon Doggy! On Dean and on Jan! These were the words of that kook Santa Man That saint on a sleigh Hanging ten off the nose On the crest of a 40 foot wave He was posed Then my buddies and me Got our boards shreddin' fast And we joined Santa Claus On that mountain of gla** We rode that tsunami All over the world Dropping off toys To the good boys and girls On the way back to L.A. Old Santa did muse “Is it so? Are you really the famed Malibooz?” “Yes it's true,” we replied And his smile we did savor Then he said “Do you think you could do me a favor? See, I need some new sounds I can play on my way While delivering holiday gifts In my sleigh So now boys, don't you dawdle But do it for me Cut me a new Christmas surfin' LP Write some new carols And make sure they're cool Why don't you call the thing “Malibooz Yule” Then Santa Kahuna Was off with a shout Merry Christmas to all May you never wipe out! Merry Christmas everybody! Yeah, merry Christmas guys. Have a b**hin' year.