The Majestic Twelve - I Don't Have a Job lyrics

Monday morning, no storm warning Hop into the boat we bring our water stuff and beer Jump a wave or two and then Waterbomb some fishermen Raise up the pirate flag, hit 'em where it hurts Eat crustaceans, greet some Haitians Overrun an oil rig, it's really big, and now it's ours! We got our own country now, who cares about the Dow? We're printing our own money, we got everything we need And I don't have a job I just drink beer and play guitar So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs 'Cause I don't have a job Next day, Tuesday, think I wanna snooze day But Alex and Joey have a better idea Camcorder living large, batteries are fully charged Time to make a movie so we call up all our friends Fake blood, costumes, naked bu*ts and air balloons Santa Claus, Gumby, we shoot it downtown Twinkledoon'll edit it, fix a drink and soon forget Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Yeah! I don't have a job I just drink beer and play guitar So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs 'Cause I don't have a job Wednesday, can't slip, hump day road trip Pile into our cars and go investigate the world Misdemeanors on the run, fireworks and bubblegum We don't need an interstate It's backroads all the way Look for future spouses, cool abandoned houses Eat a picnic, climb a tree, feed some ducks Always travel randomly, never know what we might see Buy a map to figure out just where the hell we are And I don't have a job I just drink beer and play guitar So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs 'Cause I don't have a job I don't have a job I just drink beer and play guitar I'm 100 proof and my old roof Can withstand these hurricane blows Any rain and thunder that I'm under's Only gonna wet my clothes I dance and smile and all the while Watch my garden as she grows Hell yeah, I don't have a job