I don't think I am capable of This teenage televised taping of love. But here is my guide on how to be alone: Just act like a freak and Sleep with everyone you've ever known. I'm half crazy, all just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale And I don't think I'll ever be happy. And I'd like to think romance is real Open my chest, a heart you could steal But here is my guide on how to stay alone Just drink 'til you're gone and pa** out on the floor I'm half crazy, all just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale And I don't think I'll ever be happy Happy I'm half crazy, all just cracked up When will what I have ever be good enough? I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale And no I am not smiling 'Cause I don't think I'll ever be...