The Mahones - Drunken Lazy Bastard lyrics

Last night at the pub I met my cousin Rory It was a good day for me so I drank the pints away And when I arrived home, my babe she was a waiting I couldn't understand it why she smacked me in the face Well nine the next morning she sent me to the job centre They asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a trade They said come back tomorow, I said no problem officer So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away CHORUS: Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy ba*tard You drink all night and you sleep all day Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy ba*tard If you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my way When I arrived home, my babe already left me She saw me in the boozer in the middle of the day Well I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriage So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away (CHORUS) Last night at the pub I saw my cousin Rory I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at bay The ba*tard had my wife that's not the end of the story The dirty drunken ba*tard drinks twice as much as me! (CHORUS)