Acoustic Guitar, I'm gonna make you a star, Get your picture all over the world Acoustic Guitar, You can have your own car, Just bring me back my girl She always loved the sound of your strum You made her think, maybe, I wasn't so dumb She tends to faint at the sound of a drum Cuz she's folk, so play it, maybe she'll come Acoustic Guitar, how lovely you are With your inlays of mother of pearl Be a good guitar and you could go far Just bring me back my girl She always said that you were the one That could make her move her cute little bum You understand where she's coming from Which I obviously don't, or she wouldn't be gone Acoustic guitar, if you think I play hard Well you could've belonged to Steve Earle Or Charo Or GWAR, I could sell you tomorrow So bring me back my girl You'd better bring me back my girl