How f**ing romantic All the stars are out Twinkling twinkling twinkling And fluttering about What a tacky sunset What a vulgar moon Play another charming Rogers and hart tune How f**ing romantic Must we really waltz? Drag another cliche Howling from the vaults Love you obviously Like you really care Even though you treat me Like a dancing bear Toss your bear a goldfish As he cycles by Don't forget to feed your Bear or it'll die