The Magnetic Fields - The Nun's Litany (alternate vocal version) lyrics

I want to be a playboy's bunny I'd do whatever they asked me to I'd meet people with lots of money And men would love me like I loved you I want to be a topless waitress I want my mother to shed one tear I'd throw away this old sedate dress Slip into something a tad more shear I want to be an artist's model An odalisque au naturel I should be good at spin the bottle While I've still got something left to sell I want to be a cobra dancer With little willie between my thighs I may not find a cure for cancer But I'll meet plenty of single guys I'd like to be a brothel worker I've always been treated like one If I could be a backstreet lover I'd make more money and have more fun I want to be a dominatrix Which isn't like me, but I can dream Learn S&M and all those gay tricks And men will pay me to make them scream I want to be a p**no starlet For that I'll wait till mom is dead I'd see my name in lights of scarlet And get to spend everyday in bed I want to be a tattooed lady Dedicated as I am to art Characters bold, complex, and shady Will write my memoirs across my heart