Surfin' I don't wanna go surfing Why would surfing be fun? Surfin' What's the purpose of surfing? I believe there is none Surfin' Boring people go surfing In those horrible shorts Surfin' How moronic is surfing? It's the dumbest of sports Surfin' Crowds are ruining surfing Which is pointless and dull Surfin' Was transgressive and cool, but Now the oceans are full