The Macc Lads - Newcy Brown lyrics

"How you doing, pal? Mind if I bother you? Me bird's buggered off in a BMW. The c*nt had a suit on, old enough to be her dad, I'd like to kick his bollocks To Bollington and back." Don't be a plank, she wasn't worth a wa*k, we'll go up town, we'll go down the Crown You can buy a round of Newcy Brown. There's loads more pebbles on the beach Newcy Brown. There's loads more cobbles on the street Newcy Brown. But did the b**** have ma**ive tits? "She was the best looking woman in all of Macclesfield, She wouldn't talk to my pork, and her c*nt lips were sealed She couldn't give a s*** about me, but she could give a toss She had the best pair of melons I've ever come across." Don't be a fool, she wouldn't s** your tool, Don't be a clown, we'll go down the Crown, you can buy a round of Newcy Brown. There's loads more carrots in the sick Newcy Brown. There's loads more hairs around me d*** Newcy Brown. If the bag don't bonk then you f*** them off. Don't f***ing whinge, she had a sweaty minge, we've all banged her clout, You're missing nowt, buy another round of Newcy Brown. There's loads more insects on the dog Newcy Brown. There's loads more pubes around the bog Newcy Brown. I'd rather shag a colostomy bag.