The Macc Lads - Chester Zoo lyrics

The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers, Barrel shows his arse out the back, Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.* Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta, Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map out, Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?' All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family, We took the crew, and a can or two We're all f***ing off to the zoo. Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wa*king, Hyena s**ing its d***, 'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,' 'Chuck him a f*g, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.' Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its arse, Rhinocerous is pissing, hippopotomus s***ting, Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his d*** through the bars. All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family, We took the crew, and a can or two We're all f***ing off to the zoo.