He went to bed dead early, for holding hands with girlies, He tried to get dead thin, he worked out in a gym, And that's gay, (f***in hell) That's gay, (f***in hell) That's gay. (f***in hell) "My other car's a porsche" he wears boxer shorts, Got an earring in his ear, he takes it up the rear, And that's gay, (f***in hell) That's gay, (f***in hell) That's gay. (f***in hell) Forever smoking hemp, he wears deoderant, Dresses like a ponce, his hair is all bouffont, And that's gay, (f***in hell) That's gay, (f***in hell) That's gay. (f***in hell)