The Macc Lads - Maid of Ale lyrics

Mucky hiker hitching West along the M65, She's got seamen (semen) on her chest and Morecambe (more come) on her sign She said she'd got her menstrual cycle, I said: "You'd better flog it" Didn't want to make a meal of her, so I gave her a lump of hot fish yoghurt I bet she comes from Macclesfield Filthy, fat and flatulent, she couldn't make a decent brew, Ugly as a pig, she couldn't cook a j** (coo-ca-choo) Its no wonder they call them pigs, look at the way she grunts She thinks she's posh, but she's like a tampon, Coz they're both just stuck-up c*nts I bet she comes from Macclesfield Turned out she owned a pub in London, called the Old White Hart She became my Maid of Ale But I had to put up with her fishy c*nt farts