The Macc Lads - Doctor, Doctor lyrics

I've screwed alot of boilers, I've prodded loads of tarts, Stabbed some open wounds And I've split them all in half. Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed a load of birds, Shagged a lot of dogs, And I've pulled a load of skirt. And there's been a load of who*es, When I've used a bit of force, But they all received the benefit, Of s**ual intercourse. When they make a lot of fuss, It makes me feel sick, They want a soaking gusset And a more than ample d***. Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day, I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank, There's something up with my d***, It hurts when I wa*k. I've slammed a lot of crumpet, But its doing them some good, If they don't like it, they can lump it, They've all been ugly tugs. One b****, she had a flat head, Put up quite a fight, But I found a gob to place my knob, And a place to put my pint. I always end up shagging a really smelly bag, And getting down to business when I just don't want to shag, Sometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc, I'm using all this drinking time to service ugly crack. Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day, I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank, There's something up with my d***. Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day, I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank, There's something up with my d***, It hurts when I wa*k.